Stupid Babies and Pointless Existence

17 Jun 1999

Two more all-time favorites from The Onion:

Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
"Baby #2,678: Test situation: Thrown to pack of wild dogs. Result: Eaten."

Doctors Find New Way To Prolong Meaningless Existence
"Once the substance wins FDA approval and is made available to the general public, the hellish emptiness of our spiritually blank lives should be that much more inescapable."

Posted by Todd on Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 11:12 PM | 0 TrackBacks

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Babies ARE stupid... I don't know why it took people this long to realize it!

lady_angelica | January 16, 2005 8:40 PM | Reply

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