The Onion on new mommies and crammed anuses

17 Feb 2000

Just what I need this week: the most depressing Onion article ever.
New Mommy A Lot Prettier
"Our mommy-mommy is always crying. But our Alison-mommy smiles so much. She giggles whenever Daddy says anything."

An editorial in the same issue, What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?, kind of makes up for it.

Posted by Todd on Thursday, February 17, 2000 at 12:03 PM | 0 TrackBacks

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That is one of the BEST Onion articles ever! Hilarious!

David | December 8, 2003 11:29 AM | Reply

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