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DOs & DON'Ts—Labor Day, Shmabor Day
Don't listen when fashion magazines say, "Don't wear white after Labor Day." That shit is gay as hell and totally 1950s. It originated in women's etiquette handbooks and had some bullshit rationale about the changing of the seasons and wearing "warm" colors in winter. But dirty white jeans look great on girls year-round. Well, on great girls, the kind of girl who is so super-confident she can have peanut butter on her cheek and be like, "What, dick?"

via the big K

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Ha! What Dick? That's funny. And sassy...oooh!
So, like, I totally agree. Not that I really ever wear white, anyway -- "it makes me look fat" oh no, wait, that's just my big ass! :)
I miss you, you crazy bitch! Come to this boring place in the sand & make some noise w/me already, would'ya!?

ps: I'll feed you & buy you drinks! ......
and keep the cats off your head!

Yeah, I hope to make it out there in the next month or two; before the holidays, at any rate. Getting settled in at all, Arizona Kid?

Hot patootie! I do hope you get to come out...if not there's always the New Year...and you know how slow those can be after the holidays -- at least for me they are...but I'm not in L.A., acting:)
Yeah, we're getting settled. I am still quite UNSETTLED by the neverending heat here, but what can I do? As for the house, we still have to rip apart the atrocities that are, unfortunately, our yards. Between the front & back, I really can't decide which is worse! We also still have a bathroom that is half torn apart (I got to rip out drywall, I'm so manly!), but Mike wants to finish that soon while we have a valid Home Depot coupon (hey, we need all the help we can get)!

Ok, I shall babble no more...If you don't visit soon, then I look forward to catching up w/you around the holidays!

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